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fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

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despitetheobvious:

59oz:

she told her grandma shes gay

lmfao

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I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.

Meredith Grey (via ikenbot)
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every episode of scooby doo

  • guy:something spooky's happening
  • fred:k we'll come check it out
  • fred:daphne, velma come with me
  • daphne:lol okei
  • shaggy:but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
  • velma:shut up you two
  • shaggy and scooby:*run into monster*
  • scooby:RAGGY
  • shaggy:*oblivious to everything*
  • scooy:RAAAAGGGGGY
  • shaggy:zoinks!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:part 1*
  • shaggy and scooby:*meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
  • fred:what happened?
  • shaggy:M-M-MONSTER
  • velma:uh oh
  • monster:boo
  • all:AAAAH
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:part 2*
  • *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
  • velma:my glasses! i lost my glasses!
  • monster:*picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
  • velma:thanks. ....JINKIES!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:part 3*
  • monster:whoops i tripped
  • scooby:i captured you
  • *they pull the monster's mask off*
  • fred:oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
  • suspicious guy:and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
  • scooby:ROOBY ROOBY ROO
  • all:*laugh*
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poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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